Ask a character meme snagged from aibhinn

[rabid1st]

Leave a comment to ask any of my characters, from any of my stories (yes, even Minotaur or Spuffy), any question you want, and "they" will answer you! (Warning: there may be story spoilers in these comments.)

C'mon, you know you want to!

Comments

doctor who

[rainblows.livejournal.com]

to ten:

you're not really going to abandon rose on the beach in norway, are you?

ARE YOU? BECAUSE I MIGHT HAVE TO KILL YOU THREE OR FOUR TIMES IF YOU ARE.


love,

Carla

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

Am I going to...? Abandon Rose? Abandon? Just...tip her off on some ruddy beach..."So long, Rose, thanks for all the tea. Give my love to the Norwegians." How could I...? Why would I ever...? I mean, what an absolutely loopy question? Did you just pop in here from the local pub? Is quiz night over? Rae said I might have to answer a few questions but I expected them to be sensible ones like...oh, I don't know...how do you fit a big box inside a smaller one? Or...did K-9 need paper training?

*glower*

[rainblows.livejournal.com]

no need to be a smartass about it, doctor. i guess what i'm really asking is whether or not you're going to let that pesky unselfish nature of yours be an issue here. you have tried to send her back home before, remember. *poke*

rose won't be happy being sent back home to jackie. s'all i'm suggesting.

[[lmfao, btw, this is seriously hilarious and a great idea.]]

[rainblows.livejournal.com]

and also, doctor...

k-9 is a robot. why... i mean...?! is there really even an issue with that? he doesn't EAT, does he? are you saying he leaks bolts or something?

*leaning close to screen and speaking in hushed tone*

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

We had...at one time...a slight issue with...how to put this delicately? Fluid levels. There were spots cropping up, greasy ones, and a certain amount of staunch denial. But, as I said at the time, 'I do not have a drip pan, so don't look at me.'

Sorry about that...he got quite worked up, didn't he?

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

I imagine from the copious amount of sneering sarcasm in his answer...that he is not going to leave Rose in Norway. But then again...maybe he's just not able to conceive of abandoning her anywhere. Hard to say with Ten. He's an enigma.

Rae

Re: Sorry about that...he got quite worked up, didn't he?

[rainblows.livejournal.com]

lol. ;) the doctor is indubitably always the doctor. haha. his responses are so bang on.


i think ten can't conceive being without rose. but, you know, circumstances can get in the way. :/

i think i'm just really afraid that rtd won't work in that whole "wait 5 1/2 hours" thing and that rose really will be always stuck in the alt!earth without the doctor ever trying to go back for her. siiigh.

but see, i'm of the opinion that rose and the doctor are otp, so ... *sad*

[webeh.livejournal.com]

Okay, then how do you fit a big box inside a smaller one? ;)

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

Set the bigger box on a table...back away a few yards...hold the smaller box out at the end of your arm. Squint. Shift the smaller box over until the larger box disappears from view. There you are. Now, open a quantum tunnel, do the same thing where the event horizon is calculated to be one third of the differential of the real mass of the box in your hand. Or your dimension, rather because honestly you wouldn't want it to fit in your hand. How would you get inside?

[webeh.livejournal.com]

Doctor, did you know that Rae is writing really graphic fanfic about all your sexual encounters with Rose? Don't you find this the least bit upsetting? Isn't this kind of like being taped without your permission and having it turn up online for everyone to see?

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

Who told you she didn't have my permission?

[webeh.livejournal.com]

So, you're an exhibitionist? Is Rose one too?

[np-complete.livejournal.com]

Does she have Rose's permission?

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

Does who have my permission for what? WHAT? You told her it was okay to write...WHAT? No, that is not okay. What if my mother got hold of this. There's nothing about...you know...what happened on Barcelona with the...blue label? And about the two of you...oh, that's it, I can never show my face on Earth again. This is only going out to Earth, right? Doctor? DOCTOR?

[sideways.livejournal.com]

To the Doctor and/or Rose: Because I can't think of any clever, or witty questions at the moment (that have anything to do with Disheveled). Does the temperature ever get severely wonky in the TARDIS? And, does it ever screw itself up at the most, annoying, and/or frustrating moments? Does it ever just, ...break? Like, the chameleon circuit; although, I'd imagine heat not working is more annoying than being unable to disguise your time and space travel craft.


(By the way, Rae, I'm adding you, because if I hadn't just checked your journal, I would have missed this amazing questionnaire post.)

Happy to have you as an LJfriend, alana rose

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

Does it ever break? The heat? Why stop there? Why not ask about the drains or the lighting or the...

Now, Rose...she's not fresh off the farm anymore. You have to expect a few minor...very slight...inconvieniences in a ship this...

Inconvienient? Last week...we had fires. In the loo. When you flushed.

They work by incineration there was a tiny glitch in the modulator.

If you were luckyit was when you flushed...sometimes it was earlier than that.

Yes, but there was that peculiar warning sound...a sort of quacking...very odd...honk...or maybe, I mean...caw...no I think more of a quack...quackish.

Imagine him having this same internal conversation standing over you as you try to pee...and you'll get some idea of my life.

So...to sum up...yes, from time to time...we have a bit of trouble with the TARDIS going...wonky...but she's mostly very cooperative, as long as we don't push her to hard.

Is the minotaur lost in the maze?

[winter-queen82.livejournal.com]

I would like to ask Lee and Kara where the frak they have been? I can see Kara getting a sick pleasure from holding out on me but I expected better from Lee. Would either one of you like to comment on where you've been and when you are coming back from haitus?

Hey...hi, Lee here...how you been?

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

You know, don't blame me for this. I'm sort of stuck in one of those slo-motion shots as the Pegasus goes up in flames around me and I make this jump but you aren't sure if I make it until the new season. And Kara...she ran off with Anders...if I live through this...when I catch up with her I'm going to kick her ass all the way back to Sagittaron for trusting him when she should have trusted me.

Re: Hey...hi, Lee here...how you been?

[(Anonymous)]

I guess, all things considered, that's a pretty damn good reason for holding out on me. I won't hold it against you. Don't be to hard on Kara though, everybody makes mistakes. Some are just more enormous than others.

To Ten

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

I understand that a Time Lord sublimates inappropriate impulses into war or poetry.

Have you ever committed poetry? And if so, on what topic?

Re: To Ten

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

War! Well...and, also, salad bars...those spit screens and the tongs covered in dressing as if someone doesn't understand that you can't use tongs to get dressing and you should use the ladel. And...postage rate increases. And the trains changing schedules, or rather, really the fares going up without notice so then you find you haven't got correct change.

But, mostly, you know...war!