Unfortunately for me and my pocketbook, there will be no SPOILERS in this post.
I want to personally strap the "visual genius" behind the new Hunger Games movie onto some kind of roulette wheel of doom and spin and spin and spin him until he projectile vomits.
Because then, perhaps, he will learn that moving the camera in large swooping arches between extreme close-ups is no way to keep an audience coming back for more.
Now, please understand how serious I am about seeing this movie...and torturing this guy. I really believed in this book. I ordered the original Hunger Games for my library, way before any of the other branches. I did that with Twilight, too. But unlike with Twilight, I pushed Hunger Games on everyone appropriate and pushed it and pushed it. I created a reading club for it. And introduced it to my current reading group, too. I watched the slow growth of the sales and buzz over a period of years. Finally, everyone is talking about it and it's getting the feature film treatment and I am hanging on every casting announcement. Yes, I was a bit excited. I was way beyond breathless about this premiere. It was all I could do not to buy ten advanced tickets or camp out or something. Only my extreme poverty persuaded me to wait patiently for a weekly matinee. I forced my equally poor sister to also buy a ticket.
And that sense of complete commitment lasted for about 15 minutes. I loved the opening of the movie, the cast, the power behind the story. All of it is coming through very clearly. However, what was also coming through for me was the cold, flop sweat. I'm drenched at 20 minutes in and shaking. The room is spinning around me. I close my eyes and pray a little. I put my head down on the seat in front of me. My sister asks me if I want to leave. We are about 30 minutes in and I have only walked out of one other movie in my time...that was also for extreme motion sickness. I really want my sister, who hasn't read the books, to experience this story.
So, I try to hold on...and you know...it amazes me how very incapacitating motion sickness can be. I had sort of forgotten, since I take great pains to avoid carnival rides and buses as an adult.
It used to knock me out regularly as a kid. They quite literally couldn't take me anywhere without giving me a sleeping pill and Dramamine. If I wasn't unconscious, I was horridly ill. But most of that stopped when I started driving. I don't know why that is, because I had honestly thought I wouldn't be able to learn to drive because of my motion sickness issues. I still have trouble in the back seat of a car and on a bus...and in the audience of The Hunger Games.
The room started spinning so I couldn't stay upright. I keeled over sideways into an empty seat (I should note that nearly every seat was empty), and then I started retching. And it wouldn't stop. Even after I reeled my way to the door and out into fresh air. Nothing helped the vertigo. Even sitting quietly in a darkened room couldn't stop my head from spinning and my stomach from cramping.
So, yeah...thanks for ruining what I am confident would have been a great movie, you senseless jackass. Here I sit, out 12 dollars and heartbroken. That's eight tickets I would have purchased...and a DVD...all gone, because you had to SWOOP from close-up to close-up, when there was no possible reason to do so. Maybe we could, as a tribute to Katniss, make that a roulette wheel on fire.
ETA: Looks like I'm not the only one feeling sick to my stomach. See comments. And here's a review from The Huffington Post... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/graham-milne/shaky-cameras_b_1380069.html
I want to personally strap the "visual genius" behind the new Hunger Games movie onto some kind of roulette wheel of doom and spin and spin and spin him until he projectile vomits.
Because then, perhaps, he will learn that moving the camera in large swooping arches between extreme close-ups is no way to keep an audience coming back for more.
Now, please understand how serious I am about seeing this movie...and torturing this guy. I really believed in this book. I ordered the original Hunger Games for my library, way before any of the other branches. I did that with Twilight, too. But unlike with Twilight, I pushed Hunger Games on everyone appropriate and pushed it and pushed it. I created a reading club for it. And introduced it to my current reading group, too. I watched the slow growth of the sales and buzz over a period of years. Finally, everyone is talking about it and it's getting the feature film treatment and I am hanging on every casting announcement. Yes, I was a bit excited. I was way beyond breathless about this premiere. It was all I could do not to buy ten advanced tickets or camp out or something. Only my extreme poverty persuaded me to wait patiently for a weekly matinee. I forced my equally poor sister to also buy a ticket.
And that sense of complete commitment lasted for about 15 minutes. I loved the opening of the movie, the cast, the power behind the story. All of it is coming through very clearly. However, what was also coming through for me was the cold, flop sweat. I'm drenched at 20 minutes in and shaking. The room is spinning around me. I close my eyes and pray a little. I put my head down on the seat in front of me. My sister asks me if I want to leave. We are about 30 minutes in and I have only walked out of one other movie in my time...that was also for extreme motion sickness. I really want my sister, who hasn't read the books, to experience this story.
So, I try to hold on...and you know...it amazes me how very incapacitating motion sickness can be. I had sort of forgotten, since I take great pains to avoid carnival rides and buses as an adult.
It used to knock me out regularly as a kid. They quite literally couldn't take me anywhere without giving me a sleeping pill and Dramamine. If I wasn't unconscious, I was horridly ill. But most of that stopped when I started driving. I don't know why that is, because I had honestly thought I wouldn't be able to learn to drive because of my motion sickness issues. I still have trouble in the back seat of a car and on a bus...and in the audience of The Hunger Games.
The room started spinning so I couldn't stay upright. I keeled over sideways into an empty seat (I should note that nearly every seat was empty), and then I started retching. And it wouldn't stop. Even after I reeled my way to the door and out into fresh air. Nothing helped the vertigo. Even sitting quietly in a darkened room couldn't stop my head from spinning and my stomach from cramping.
So, yeah...thanks for ruining what I am confident would have been a great movie, you senseless jackass. Here I sit, out 12 dollars and heartbroken. That's eight tickets I would have purchased...and a DVD...all gone, because you had to SWOOP from close-up to close-up, when there was no possible reason to do so. Maybe we could, as a tribute to Katniss, make that a roulette wheel on fire.
ETA: Looks like I'm not the only one feeling sick to my stomach. See comments. And here's a review from The Huffington Post... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/graham-milne/shaky-cameras_b_1380069.html
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Date: 2012-03-28 04:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-03-28 04:17 am (UTC)The sitting on a newspaper thing was probably so he could see more. Sitting up can help me. It helps to look around at various things when you are car sick. If you can reset your vision and inner ear, it can stabilize you. That's why I was rather surprised that going outside didn't help much this time. It did pass about an hour later.
Thank you so much for the sympathy. And I also sympathize with your 3-D problems. They don't make me sick or give me headaches, but I do find them uncomfortable...sort of like eye strain...so I don't go to them. All of these gimmicks just detract from a good story, in my opinion. They are seldom as intrinsic as they say...3D was in Avatar. Though I saw it in 2D and it was fine, I can see how 3D played to the alien landscape angle.
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Date: 2012-03-28 04:23 am (UTC)You may be right about the newspaper thing -- although from the way he described it, she laid a sheet or two flat and made him sit on it so it crinkled. No idea why, but it worked apparently!
I forgot about this, but when you mentioned looking at various things, I remembered one time I got really carsick because it was sunset and I couldn't see a horizon -- only the side of the road and the trees and shadows. As soon as we got to a place where I could see more, I was fine.
Stuff like this always sucks, no matter how you look at it, and being sick - no matter the reason - is an unpleasant experience and not something one would wish upon another! It is just so unfortunate that this type of thing prevents you from enjoying the movies, and I am sure you aren't alone. When the DVD comes out, do let me know how you fare - I hope the odds are in your favor. ::hugs::
I feel your pain!
Date: 2012-03-28 04:16 am (UTC)Re: I feel your pain!
Date: 2012-03-28 04:18 am (UTC)Did you enjoy it? Aside from the nausea, I mean?
Re: I feel your pain!
Date: 2012-03-29 01:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-03-28 04:34 am (UTC)Is it wrong of me to not have an absolute clue about this movie what so ever?
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Date: 2012-03-28 04:43 am (UTC)It would be a sensible thing to do. And I say that even though I love the books. The themes are very easy to misinterpret, if the assorted user comments are anything to go by on "user review" sites.
It is a book where children are forced to hunt other children. It is supposed to be grotesque and alarming and cause us to be outraged at how un-outraged the adults of that world are by this arrangement. Seeing it in a film version would be, and should be, hard even without vertigo.
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Date: 2012-03-28 04:48 am (UTC)Well, I am originally from Aus, and they're so very behind the times there. I mean, I have heard of it, but I had NO idea what it was about.
It does not sound like something that interests me, being a mother and all.
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Date: 2012-03-28 05:01 am (UTC)Though a lot of the kids do seem to get that it isn't a book about glorifying violence, while some adults have missed that.
Still, I was crying before I started retching. Which is a sign they were doing a good job with the casting and storytelling. It should break a viewer's heart to see frightened kids put into such a position. The book makes you feel for everyone...even, perhaps especially, the survivors.
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Date: 2012-03-28 03:43 pm (UTC)I'll say this - I only read the book 2 weekends ago because I knew that my friends and I were going to the movies and I wanted to read the book prior to seeing the movie. I really don't care for dystopian themes or truly violent things, but I am really glad I did read the book. I doubt I would've ever picked it up out of nowhere (and it certainly won't become one of my annual re-reads because of the emotional content), but it explores many important themes and concepts and I think is a really good representation of these themes in a single novel (whereas you have similar types of dystopian themes in books such as Brave New World, Lord of the Flies, and even somewhat Ender's Game to name a few).
I absolutely agree - the book puts things into such a perspective that I was truly agitated and upset about the happenings, wanting these characters to simply survive because otherwise.....
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Date: 2012-03-28 05:32 pm (UTC)I also don't care for the dystopian book, which is why I am particular upset that we now have a lot of them coming down the pipe for Young Adults. Incarceron, Matched, Divergent for example. I don't think the power of the Hunger Games is strictly speaking in its dystopia, I think it lies in the way the themes are married and presented.
I am happy to hear that more people are reading the book. I just wish they all understood it as well as you did.
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Date: 2012-03-28 06:26 pm (UTC)My opinion is that YES Lord of the Flies would totally be a different book if there were girls in it! Perhaps with the same end product, but girls and their reactions to and dealings with that kind of pressure are totally different than boys...Girls can be nastier, more cunning, and overall just mean. Then again, girls can be more compassionate and caring, too. (Not to say that boys can't be, just that typically speaking - especially in literature - there are certain characterizations).
One reason I tend to read a lot of SFF - especially by female authors - is because of the female(ish) perspective. Although much of the books I usually read are not written in first person, they follow strong female protagonists who thrive in the face of adversity. My standard re-reads and go-to books when I need personal motivation include much of the writings of Mercedes Lackey (Heralds of Valdemar, particularly the Arrows of the Queen trilogy, Elspeth's trilogy, and the Oathbound/Kerowyn's Tale), Anne McCaffrey (because let's be real for a moment - who isn't in love with strong women who ride dragons?!), Tamora Pierce (some of my ABSOLUTE favorite YA fiction, because I always wanted to be a knight and Alanna did it!), and more recently Kate Elliott (Jaran, Crown of Swords, Crossroads Trilogy, Cold Magic...) and Robin Hobb (Liveship Traders and Althea especially). This isn't to say I don't love strong male protagonists ... but it is just so wonderful to have a strong woman I can sympathize with (and escape to that world and pretend to be!) in solid novels and plot lines. Lately I've been reading some historical romance novels because I can't afford to get sucked in to new SFF worlds what with being a year or so out from completing my dissertation, and while of course the double-standard of Regency roles kills me (so women are supposed to remain virginal while men can play the stud, puh-lease), I came across Stephanie Laurens, who's female characters are such strong-willed women that they bring their desired mates to their proverbial (and literal) knees. Yeah, sure, there's the bodice ripping in there, but overall, still really strong female characters.
I am happy to hear that more people are reading the book. I just wish they all understood it as well as you did.
I think that the movie will get even more people reading the book. I had the book on my "to read" list for awhile - I had several friends who read it when it first came out who told me I had to read it. I went to see the movie with 2 people who hadn't read the book who now want to read it.... I think it's only a matter of time (much like G.R.R.M.'s Game of Thrones - once I saw the TV show, I devoured the books in about a month and a half). I suppose I am lucky -- my Mom was an English teacher and I love love love to read, so my grasp at the overarching meaning and symbolism of books is usually a foregone conclusion. I have heard from some of my friends who are teachers that there is talk in their schools about including the Hunger Games as part of the reading list (I got to read Ender's Game in 10th grade for school and that was awesome). I sometimes think that if people would only keep open minds and eyes, then they would understand more. It's not about the little details -- nothing truly ever is, you know -- it's about the big picture and what the little details add up to mean as a whole.
(I've enjoyed our conversation so much, by the way!)
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Date: 2012-03-28 11:03 pm (UTC)It is difficult to write one book, let alone 3 or more that are equally interesting. And sometimes, it seems to me, that authors stretch their plot too far or, alternatively, lose track of it by adding too many characters and subplots to increase the volumes in a series. I much prefer the loosely connected series now. Another very good YA book is Bloody Jack, which is mostly a loosely connected series about a female pirate. And not to tempt you too much to read...but...have you read Gracling by Kristin Cashore? There are three books in that world, but you can just read one of them and wait on the others if you wish, because, again, loosely connected.
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Date: 2012-03-29 02:39 am (UTC)I actually haven't read a single Robert Jordan. I tried once but got frustrated because I couldn't keep people and places straight what with the crazy names.
And really, while I say that I'm giving up SFF while I'm working on my dissertation, I'm kind of lying. What I really should say is that I am keeping a reading list of NEW SFF to read after I've finished and that I'm allowed to re-read books I like and/or books I haven't yet read by authors I truly adore. It's kind of complicated, but really it comes down to self-control, motivation, and reward. I can't afford to get sucked into a really amazing story because when I'm crazy with research of course I want to "escape" into a fantastical world with engaging characters... I'm sure you know what it's like when you have 500 things to do and all you really can focus on is where you are in an exciting book. !!!
All that said, though, it would be wonderful if you have some recommendations for some lighter, engaging (but not too engaging for now!) reads because I'm already halfway through Laurens' Cynster series (eek!). Other romance series you really like? Other series you enjoy that have more than one book? I'll definitely check out Gracling and Bloody Jack. I've also figured I can re-read all the Harry Potters to start and then maybe start at the beginning of the Dragons of Pern series... but sometimes I do want fresh material, and since it is now warm enough to soak up some sun by the pool in AZ, I will be devouring books like watermelon. :) Ultimately, what I don't need is something like Game of Thrones, which I will admit I exercised extreme self-control and did not stay up past my bedtime even though I really really really wanted to while reading... :P
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Date: 2012-03-28 07:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-03-28 05:27 pm (UTC)I don't have monocular vision, but I do have focus issues, which meant the old 3-D didn't work for me. So I was excited by the prospect of the new style. But mostly it has been a let down. I can see the new 3-D, but find it uncomfortable to watch. And all I get for that discomfort is a butterfly coming at me...or a spear...or a flipping car. Big deal! I find it more distracting than anything. So, yes, I do hope the idea fades quickly. I know that one thing that is driving it is the megaplex filling theaters with all sorts of gimmicks. 3-D and 2-D and IMAX versions of the same film. And in our neighborhood...they now have XL (extra large) theaters...where the screen is twice normal size. I'm like...WHAT? O-k! And it also costs twice as much to see a film on those screens.
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Date: 2012-03-29 02:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-03-28 07:08 am (UTC)- And I'm sorry that something you'd looked forward to so much became such a horrible experience.
I don't get affected nearly as badly as you, but I do have a tendency to motion sickness. I remember when Blair Witch Project came out, reviews would say that the audience would leave the theatre crying and sick because the film was so scary. Yeah, right.
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Date: 2012-03-28 05:20 pm (UTC)I didn't go see Blair Witch, because I did hear that it was nauseating. But, I saw it later on DVD. I didn't like it, but it didn't make me sick. I am much better with a small screen in a lit room. On the other hand, without their gimmick to make me feel off-balance, Blair Witch wasn't much of a movie. As you say, "Yeah, right" to the scary.
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Date: 2012-03-28 07:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-03-28 05:02 pm (UTC)Any camera technique that does not match what we do naturally, which is gradually approach something and then gradually move away from it, sets off some of our automatic nervous system responses. Makes us tense, in other words. Like those changing speed effects, so popular in Marvel comics and Fast & Furious movies, make us feel more excited.
The trouble with over using these "film school" techniques to manipulate an audience is that they ARE obvious and they can become intrusive and obnoxious if overused. Witness the difference between the first Matrix movie, where the fast/slow effect it was a cool technique, and the later ones, where it was just annoying. :grin:
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Date: 2012-03-28 09:22 am (UTC)I hope that the smaller screen will work for you!
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Date: 2012-03-28 05:08 pm (UTC)It was pretty obvious to me, given my film school credentials, that they were using the technique to make the audience feel as jittery and off-kilter as Katniss was feeling. Good idea, but overused in my opinion. I think they could have used it sparingly and still kept me in the audience and had the same affect. It is never a good idea, as other comments have remarked, to make your camera work obnoxiously apparent to your audience.
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Date: 2012-03-28 12:56 pm (UTC)You may do better with a dvd at home.
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Date: 2012-03-28 05:12 pm (UTC)I can't imagine seeing it on IMAX. They always make me sick. I think, for me, what is most disorienting is having my visual field completely distorted. So, the smaller screens don't bother me as much. IMAX is a lost cause. HEE
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Date: 2012-03-28 04:04 pm (UTC)So sorry the camerawork ruined what was otherwise a brilliant movie. :(
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Date: 2012-03-28 05:16 pm (UTC)See? I take people to the movies that they wouldn't ordinarily go see. And through this effect, the filmmaker lost all of those people and everyone who believes me about the motion sickness, via my reviews, too. Seems silly to ruin a movie like that for a style feature.
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Date: 2012-03-29 02:20 am (UTC)And I was so looking forward to seeing it.
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Date: 2012-03-29 03:08 am (UTC)Maybe wait for the DVD.
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Date: 2012-03-30 12:02 am (UTC)I hope you are able to watch it all the way through when it comes out on DVD.
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Date: 2012-03-30 02:05 am (UTC)I do hope I am able to watch it on DVD and I'm happy that you were able to make it through twice.
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Date: 2012-03-30 02:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-03-30 02:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-03-30 02:14 am (UTC)Avoiding shaky-cam vertigo suggestion
Date: 2012-04-14 06:35 am (UTC)C