In The News: Giant Gator Buys Farm

[rabid1st]

I want to thank everyone for helping me out with suggestions about the broken car door handle. Many of your ideas are being put into operation as we speak...junk yards and garages are being scoured and Chilton Online has been consulted. We shall see what manages to work and keep you posted.

Meanwhile, in South Carolina a petite, blond and bloodthirsty human female has reeled in a 13 foot, 900 pound Crocodilian. Reeled him in and then bludgeoned, shot and stabbed him multiple times.

Am I the only one feeling sorry for the big fella? I mean, sure, he might eat a few stray family pets...or toddlers...but how easy was it for him to reach such a grand size? Not very easy, I'd bet. Surely he could have been relocated rather than slaughtered. Still, it does make for an exciting story...read all about it...

http://www.thirdage.com/news/900-pound-gator-video-gator-caught-massachusetts-woman-south-carolina_9-17-2010

Comments

[jhannise.livejournal.com]

I totally feel sorry for the gator. I watched the video and it's just messed up. He looks so pathetic being pulled around by a chain around his neck.

[keswindhover.livejournal.com]

I can't exactly be sorry for an alligator, though he does look pathetic. I thought the woman came over as borderline psycho, but perhaps her blood was still up.

[maniacalshen.livejournal.com]

Aw, he was beautiful. Someone better eat him, at least; what a freaking waste.