It's the Regional Dialogue MEME

ladyoneill and thisficklemob both did this...but I have to do mine before I read theirs...so I don't cheat off their answers.

I'm not telling you...but not like OLD...(JM's age if you know it...and I knew it before he came out...'cause people born the same year can just tell...there's a harmonic resonance)...I was born in the north, raised in the deep south, educated in the mid-west...go figure!

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks?

A Crick or Creek

2. What the thing you push around the grocery store?

A cart

3. A metal container to carry a meal in?

A lunchbox (and just when you thought I would answer something else starting with the letter "C"...this isn't Sesame Street People!)

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in?

A frying pan (yes...also called a Skillet)

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people?

A sofa

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof?

A gutter

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening?

A porch

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages?

A coke (Another C word...and I almost went for COUCH above...but I use Sofa more).

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup?

Pancake (aka Griddlecakes)

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself?

A Sub

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach?

Trunks? Toupee? Thong? (this answer brought to you by the letter "T")

12. Shoes worn for sports?

Tennis Shoes

13. Putting a room in order?

Picking up or straightening up

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark?

Firefly

15. The little insect (arthropod) that curls up into a ball?

ICK! Who cares? Just get it away from me already!

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down?

A Teeter-Totter

17. How do you eat your pizza?

By the Slice (giving a look because...what does that have to do with anything?)

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?

A Garage Sale

19. What's the evening meal?

Dinner

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?

The Cellar

21. An unusually heavy rain which does not last long.

A downpour

22. A window covering on rollers that pulls down.

Window Shade

23. A new, limited access, multi-lane road.

Toll Road

24. Heavy garments worn for work.

Overalls

25. The area in the house where people usually sit.

Living Room

26. paper thing you carry something home from the store in.

Sack

How hard is this? A MEME of my very own creation...

The Fame and Fortune MEME by Rabid1st ('cause I want to know!)

1. Will you be famous someday?
2. Even if you answer no to #1, what could you be famous for?
Note: I don't mean necessarily something ANYONE can REALLY be famous for but something YOU do well enough to be famous...such as KNITTING or HAVING A CLEAN HOUSE.
3. At the award ceremony, who do you thank first?
4. What are you wearing to the ceremony?
5. If money is no object, how much money would you like?
6. Now, how much money do you really need to live as comfortably as you would like to live?
7. What's the first thing you are buying for yourself with your newly acquired amazing amount of money?
8. What are you buying that will make normal people go "OMG! She has a..."?
9. Who gets the biggest chunk of your earnings other than YOU?
10. What product would you endorse?
11. What charity would you fund or work for as spokesperson?
12. Tell us all about your fabulous home!
13. Who is your Enquirer-Worthy celebrity love affair going to be with?
14. Which 2 current celebrities will you be marrying and later divorcing due to irreconsilable differences?
15. Give us a creative name for your famous-as-soon-as he or she-is- born celebrity child?
16. Tell us all about your ridiculous celebrity pet!
17. You are shopping for another spouse...this time it is a head of state...what country will you be Queen or King or First Spouse of?
18. Will the people love you or spit on your effigy?
19. What important-only-to-you law would you have passed (ie. No wearing paisley on Thursdays)?
20. How long will you stay famous?
21. What scandal will we associate with you?
22. Who writes the tell all book? And What do they title it?

Find my facinating answers in the comments section...if you care!