AN IMPORTANT MOON UPDATE!!!

[rabid1st]

You and your family and friends have waited too long. The moon is gone. We will, of course, still be influenced by the gravitational pull of the moon for a few days as the GIANT SPACE HAMSTER makes its way out of the solar system. The oceans of Earth in a chilling attempt to continue their customary WAVE action will follow the course of the retreating moon and be pulled into a huge tower of water in the South Pacific. Then, as millions scramble for higher ground...the tower of water will come crashing down in what scientists are just now starting to refer to as the "BIG SPLOOSH!"

"It will be," says Dr. Heinrich Newmeister of New Belgium Technical Institute Observatory, "As if a GIANT SPACE HAMSTER had cannonballed into the world's largest swimming pool."

Rabid/Raeann
worried because I live near what before today used to be an ocean...also mildly concerned about my nephew who is even now waxing his board so he can SURF THE SPLOOSH!

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[buffonia.livejournal.com]

wait. what???