I lied to skew these results. Can that get me banned?

[rabid1st]

Wait! I didn't lie. I just thought I had. Jeepers, I've been around here for 5 years? Seems like only yesterday, I was lured in with promises of porn and candy.

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	26
Your crime	Posting all that damn porn!
Who reported you	hoegh
Your fate	We'll never forget you, honest.

Comments

[hoegh.livejournal.com]

Mwahaha! That's what you get for writing het! Because I really hate that and won't stand for it! Why don't you start writing some healthy Doctor/Master slash that won't offend anybody? Geesh. :)

[rabid1st.livejournal.com]

I know. I know. I am sadly deviant. Of course, if I was to go really middle of the road than I'd have to write Barty/Harry fic. You know I am surpised someone hasn't made one of those terrible "Teen Movie" style films where a young teenager is sucked into an alternative dimension where everyone but him is gay. I shudder at the thought of the scatalogical humor possiblities.

I was happy with my result on this meme because it does fit my crimes. And because you Danes are so darn prudish. :grin:

Rae

[keswindhover.livejournal.com]

I was lured in with promises of porn and candy.

And by and large I'd say those promises have been delivered.

[fidesangelus.livejournal.com]

I was lured in with promises of porn and candy

The dark side always has the best stash.