Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Sep. 19th, 2010 10:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rabid1stAhoy!, shipmates, assorted lubbers and ye scurvy knaves!
Well, blow me eastward! I nearly missed postin' on talk like a pirate day! I hope you scalawags had a wonderful time jabbering at one another and yer leaky tubs managed t' capture lots o' booty. If you want t' make damned certain that you be speakin' proper pirate talk step smartly over t' t' English t' Pirate translator. Though I be warning ye it be a mite cantankerous on t' pronouns.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html
Also...for the day...and probably posted everywhere else, too.
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Wanna shiver me timbers?
6. Let's get together and haul some keel.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Well, blow me eastward! I nearly missed postin' on talk like a pirate day! I hope you scalawags had a wonderful time jabbering at one another and yer leaky tubs managed t' capture lots o' booty. If you want t' make damned certain that you be speakin' proper pirate talk step smartly over t' t' English t' Pirate translator. Though I be warning ye it be a mite cantankerous on t' pronouns.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html
Also...for the day...and probably posted everywhere else, too.
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Wanna shiver me timbers?
6. Let's get together and haul some keel.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.