And all this thanks to ladyoneill

And then I apparently forgot to invite her to the party. Or, hey...maybe she just stayed sober? Monkey didn't have the best time at my party and I'm sorry for that because at her party there was a dog in a brassiere. It really is hard to top the ol' dog in a brassiere as a party conversation starter.

xmas party at Rabid1st's house!!

mrmonkeybottoms mrmonkeybottoms drank 6 white russians and an absinthe. mrmonkeybottoms moaned continually throughout the evening, calling ozfan a dirty sober bastard. ozfan proceeded to beat mrmonkeybottoms with a claw hammer. In the middle of the night mrmonkeybottoms woke up shouting "DRINK!!! FECK!!! ARSE!!! seemingly at noone. ozfan ozfan drank 4 pulques, 12 gins, 15 sambuccas, 15 goldschlagers, 4 absinthes and 11 mescals. ozfan booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made xlostangelx choke half to death on a piece of popcorn. nautibitz nautibitz drank 5 goldschlagers, 5 lagers, 9 white wines, 10 aligator bites, 15 kahluas and 15 sherrys. Oh the powers of persusasion! thisficklemob managed to convince a less than sober nautibitz that the milkman had run away with their dentures. nautibitz began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth! missmurchison missmurchison drank 13 champagnes, 11 poteens, 14 lagers, 2 brandys, 14 white wines and 3 bloody marys. _jennybean_ _jennybean_ drank 15 ales, 15 bloody marys, 11 white russians, 6 vermouths and 3 sambuccas. thisficklemob thisficklemob drank 5 cognacs, 12 vermouths, 7 pernods, 7 irish creams, 7 champagnes and a gin. fonia_fix fonia_fix drank 5 white wines, 14 coffee liqueurs, 2 brandys and 11 white russians. gobi_rex gobi_rex drank 13 aftershocks, a whiskey, 12 goldschlagers and 4 poteens. rabid1st rabid1st drank 6 champagnes, 13 red wines and 6 lagers. annerose annerose drank 13 rums and 10 ales. xlostangelx xlostangelx drank 4 red wines, 5 hot toddys and 10 aligator bites. Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 6 portions in fact!

Xmas Party?

Drunken fights, hammer attacks, glorious turkeys, ridiculous amounts of alcohol, sex, drugs and rock n roll Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks! Drunken Hero

Also, apparently I'm a lush.

Happy Holidays To You All!
Rae