SPACE HAMSTER TURNS OUT TO BE HOAX!!
Nov. 8th, 2003 09:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rabid1stThis is yet another action news update in our continuing coverage of MOON CHOMPING 2003!!
Dr. Bernard Xavier Fitzpatrick-Schmidt of the Brink's Rodentia Institute revealed at a news conference just moments ago that there was not the "slightest chance" that a hamster could, even in the vacuum of space, "grow to the size necessary to devour the moon."
"What we are dealing with here is obviously some here-to-for unknown species of Weasel," Dr. Fitzpatrick-Schmidt went on to say. "Or possibly a sugar glider."
In related news, reports are pouring in from as far away as Newark, NJ that the Hamster/Weasel/Sugar Glider has apparently started to, for lack of a better word, EXCRETE the moon. This came as a shock to scientists worldwide, flying in the face of all we know of Space Hamsters and leading credence to the charge that this may well be a SPACE WEASEL (or possibly sugar glider).
Only a short time ago modern science was convinced that the SPACE RODENT would not eat the moon but would RATHER carry it away in a GIANT CHEEK POUCH. "This will stir up the Space Hamster community I can tell you," said Dr. Smith-Morris another noted expert. "If indeed this was something other than an elaborate hoax," he added. Concerned citizens rejoiced as the moon started to pass from the SPACE CRITTER'S digestive tract. "I call this a lucky break for Earth," Madeline Poot of New Waterford, Wisconsin, exclaimed on hearing the news.
Rabid/Raeann
Dr. Bernard Xavier Fitzpatrick-Schmidt of the Brink's Rodentia Institute revealed at a news conference just moments ago that there was not the "slightest chance" that a hamster could, even in the vacuum of space, "grow to the size necessary to devour the moon."
"What we are dealing with here is obviously some here-to-for unknown species of Weasel," Dr. Fitzpatrick-Schmidt went on to say. "Or possibly a sugar glider."
In related news, reports are pouring in from as far away as Newark, NJ that the Hamster/Weasel/Sugar Glider has apparently started to, for lack of a better word, EXCRETE the moon. This came as a shock to scientists worldwide, flying in the face of all we know of Space Hamsters and leading credence to the charge that this may well be a SPACE WEASEL (or possibly sugar glider).
Only a short time ago modern science was convinced that the SPACE RODENT would not eat the moon but would RATHER carry it away in a GIANT CHEEK POUCH. "This will stir up the Space Hamster community I can tell you," said Dr. Smith-Morris another noted expert. "If indeed this was something other than an elaborate hoax," he added. Concerned citizens rejoiced as the moon started to pass from the SPACE CRITTER'S digestive tract. "I call this a lucky break for Earth," Madeline Poot of New Waterford, Wisconsin, exclaimed on hearing the news.
Rabid/Raeann